General Secretary Career Guide and Counseling

Question: Can I have General Secretary Obama carry out a ceremonial mugging of me to reinforce what is happening? As a productive person with an easily manageable mortgage and a pile of savings in the bank, I am in the cross hairs of the Obama "compassion" machine. I don't like having my property stolen by the ink of a government pen, so do you think General Secretary Obama would be willing to stage a ceremonial mugging of me on the White House lawn? It wouldn't change the facts, but it would at least make me feel better. Is that too much to ask?

Answer: You couldn't have said it any better that is exactly how the majority of responsible homeowners feel very well put!

Question: Will General Secretary Obama send a message to the Venezuelan people on behalf of his good friend Hugo Chavez? Hugo is in a tough battle getting Venezuelans to vote for him to be president for life. Will General Secretary Obama send a message to the Venezuelan people encouraging them to vote Hugo in for life, as General Secretary Obama wants to do here in the Socialist States of America?

Answer: WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SHUT UP AND DO AS THEY SAY NOT AS THEY DO. Other wise you may find yourself in one of Obamas "Happy Camps"

Question: Is General Secretary Obama pretending that there are all winners and no losers in his pork package? C'mon General Secretary, at least be honest and frank and tell the American people, particularly the productive ones, that there are winners and losers when government interferes in dynamic economies under the mistaken guise that pork barrel spending creates economic growth. Be well, Comrade General Secretary Obama.

Answer: LOL @ "General Secretary Obama". I've been calling him der fuhrer. But I like that one better.

Question: Has Comrade General Secretary Obama identified any other "problems" that he wants to throw money at? We all know the solution to all problems, real or imagined, is to throw money at them. What is the next real or imagined problem that Comrade General Secretary Obama will throw money at? I say unions, the UAW and other unions will be paid back for their support of Comrade General Secretary Obama.

Answer: I have a neighbor with a noisy dog how much is that worth

Question: Does Comrade General Secretary Obama have a Dow target in mind for declaring victory over the Bourgeoisie? Dow 6,000? 5,000? 4,000? At what point does Comrade General Secretary Obama declare victory? If the Dow hangs above 7,000, will he announce spending to increase his average of $30 plus billion per day until he can declare victory?

Answer: Those who research Obama policy & refuse the kool aid know that Comrade Obama wants to penalize the rich. The stock market tanking gives those who voted for him the satisfaction that he will bring true equality to America. The rich will be rich no longer... Welcome to socialism comrade!

Question: Will lots of "undocumented Americans" come out to see General Secretary Obama in Phoenix today? Will those "undocumented Americans" (Harry Reid's words) come out to sing the praises of Comrade General Secretary Obama and pledge their votes in 2012?

Answer: I wonder how things would work out for me if I were an "Undocumented Gun Owner"?

Question: Does anyone know which requirements a person needs to become UN General Secretary ? This is a serious question , so please serious answers only. I did ask this question in the German Yahoo Clever also , but I didn't get solid answers. So maybe you can tell me a little bit more. Does a person needs special requirements to become an UN General Secretary ? Must this person be a member of the UN already ? ( Sorry , but it's kind of difficult to form the right question :-)) I know that the person needs to be a citizen of the participating UN States. And I found out that most of all the people who have been UN General Secretary are also holders of the (Peace noble price ).I hope it is spelled right. So if anybody can help me with this question , than please do. Maybe here are some smarter people than in the german yahoo clever :-) Thanks in advance, J.Z

Answer: Quick answer - no special requirements needed. Long answer - Usually, the General Secretary is either a government worker in the diplomatic field from a neutral 3rd country (one where 90% of the other nations have no objection to), or a prominent activist. The only requirement for the General Secretary's position is 1) You have to be among the region that is selected for that chair (In order to prevent bias, the chair is usually moved from region to region every election. Kofi Annan came from the African region, the next General Secretary will come from the Asian region), and 2) you have to be elected by the General Assembly of the UN.

Question: Is Pravda doing a good job spinning General Secretary Obama's pork plan? So far so good I guess. Pravda is complying with the Comrade General Secretary's commands.

Answer: link please

Question: what do you think the criteria for choosing the next secretary general of the U.N. should be? what do you think the criteria for choosing the next secretary general of the U.N. should be? in other words, what qualifications should the next SG have? this is for model UN nations. but thanks anyways for the overly sarcastic answers. ill have them readily available if anyone happens to ask a similair question. hoorah for honest answers.

Answer: The person who must not be influenced by the US and UK.

Question: who is the secretary general of the Common Wealth? Who is the secretary General of the Common Wealth?

Answer: Queen Elizabeth II.